What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Why does my crush always looks at me in a sad way whenever I talk with other boys, and if he catch me staring on him then he go and flirt with other girls and then check if I am looking at him?

Me : Thank you.

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

What caused the Democratic Party's 2024 presidential campaign to implode so horrifically?

Me : Because it's month of August.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

How did Neo defeat the architect at the end of The Matrix: Reloaded? Was it solely due to his belief in himself or were there other factors at play?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

What makes someone feel "rich enough" in different societies?

He : I'm 24.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Can shaving hair by Veet in our vagina cause diseases?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

He : Tea ?

Why does my best friend call me ugly and act like she’s joking, but today she looked at me and said “I wouldn’t lie to you”? What should I say back to her?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Me : Sure.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

What is the sluttiest thing your wife has ever done?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Why would a girl not want you to know she has a crush on you?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Orchestral Music: How well synchronised in time do musicians have to be to sound as if they are playing together?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Me : I don't drink

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

What are some tips for a girl with low self-esteem to start dating?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Me : I don't drink coffee also

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Me : No

He : Then let's have some coffee

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

He : So, are you seeing someone?